Jose Canseco wants you to write him in on the all-star ballot

A delusional former baseball player is campaigning on Twitter to be written in on the ballot for this year’s MLB All-Star Game. Of course it’s Jose Canseco! Who else would it be? This was the kind of comedy we thought we lost when his account was briefly shut down last week.

But here was Canseco in true form on Wednesday night, asking all of us to “do” history:

Haters and Cansecomaniacs. Let’s do history. Please write me in MLB all star ballot. That’s all I ask. One wish in whole world.

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2012

Of course, this is Jose Canseco we’re talking about, so it didn’t stop there. As always, what started as one tweet turned into a rambling, weird soliloquy:

Then I will retire for good. Just one ab. Never hear about me making comeback. #writeinjose. Write me in all star ballot.

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2012

I think u can write me in as a dh for American league.m.mlb.com/asg/ballotYou can choose me as an a’s red sox rangers rays

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2012

I should be the president of the united states imagine how many haters I could slap then

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2012

Are you pimp or limp

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2012

@NeroDaHero Hug for u. If all my followers voted 25 times we can make some history m.mlb.com/asg/ballot Write in jose Canseco a’s

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 3, 2012

I guess if somebody from the A’s has to make it, why not make it Jose Canseco? Let’s help him out, Cansecomanics! What else do you have to do besides everything?

In theory, though, you could also write in Godzilla and Donald Duck if you wanted to, but you’d just be wasting your time. Sadly, Canseco has just as much chance of playing in the all-star game as those two do.

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