Bill Simmons is so sold on Chicago Bulls rookie Caleb Wilson that he metaphorically climaxed.
While discussing the former North Carolina Tar Heels star forward on “The Bill Simmons Podcast,” Simmons mentioned a couple of former NBA stars to compare Wilson with.
“I was like, this is like watching T-Mac (Tracy McGrady) again,” Simmons said. “Like, he’s a little taller. He’s like 6’10”, but same kind of skinny, inside-outside, but then is adding this explosive Shawn Kemp side too.”
But what really stood out in Simmons’ praise for Wilson was his use of a wild biological reference to underscore just how impressed he is with the rookie.
“And if I was a Bulls fan, I would have no sperm left in my body,” Simmons continued.
“It would just be ejaculate in every room in my house. I would lose my mind. I mean, it’s like when we had the colonoscopy. It was when they give you the stuff to clean your colon out. That’s what Caleb Wilson was for sperm. Oh my God!”
Is Caleb Wilson the next T-Mac? 👀@BillSimmons can't contain his excitement for the Bulls rookie after his Summer League run. pic.twitter.com/1X3migVRye
— The Ringer (@ringer) July 23, 2026
Simmons has always been high on Wilson, but his belief in the forward reached another level during NBA Summer League. Wilson turned even more heads in the tournament, averaging 23.5 points on 50.0% shooting from the field and 41.9% from beyond the arc while adding 7.3 rebounds and 2.5 blocks per game.
One can only imagine how Simmons would top that quote if Wilson exceeds expectations during his rookie season.
