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Darwin Nominees

Larry Brown Sports shares Darwin nominations, which are people who have done incredibly stupid things.

Lehigh Football players arrested after breaking into wrong house, beating up wrong person

Six members of the Lehigh University football team were charged on Wednesday with felony criminal trespass after they allegedly broke into an off-campus house as payback for an alleged attack on a fraternity president. The Morning Call reports that …

Guy pants stuck basketball hoop

Man gets stuck in basketball hoop, has to be freed by firefighters (Video)

It’s been a while since we’ve used the Darwin Nominees category here at LBS, but this story definitely was reason for us to break it out again. Some shirtless dunderhead in Seattle climbed onto a basketball hoop at Cal Anderson Park and …

Zamboni driver’s blood-alcohol level was nearly four times legal limit

A Zamboni driver at a high school hockey game in North Dakota was arrested on Friday night when it was discovered that he was heavily intoxicated. According to the Grand Folks Herald, 27-year-old Steven James Anderson had a blood-alcohol level of …

Jon Denney Red Sox

Red Sox prospect Jon Denney told police he was ‘looking for pussy’ during arrest

Boston Red Sox catching prospect Jon Denney was arrested for the second time in three months, but this one takes the cake by far. According to a police report obtained by Yahoo! Sports’ Jeff Passan, Denney was pulled over just before midnight …

Mike Williams had stripper pole in living room of party house

If there’s such a thing as the “Andrew Bynum of the NFL,” Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Williams would have to be close to earning the title. Williams caught a franchise-record 11 touchdowns in his rookie season in 2010 …

Ebony Burks

Dumbest woman ever mouths off to judge, gets 300 days in jail (Video)

This video is actually from last summer, but I saw it for the first time this week and thought it was too awesome not to share here. According to The Chronicle-Telegram’s story from August, the woman in the video is 32-year-old Ebony Burks, and …

Tito Ortiz busted for DUI after partying at Playboy Mansion

Tito Ortiz was arrested for DUI after a night of partying at the Playboy Mansion, according to a report. The MMA legend ran his 2012 Porsche Panamera into a concrete median on the 405 early Monday morning, TMZ reports. They say he was partying at the …

Marcus Vick

Marcus Vick claimed he was racially profiled for his DUI arrest?

Since it occurred around New Year’s, you may have missed that Marcus Vick was arrested (again). Vick, the younger brother of Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick, was arrested on a DUI charge early Monday morning. Police in Forsyth …

Henry Melton mug shot

Bears DT Henry Melton allegedly bit restaurant manager during arrest, had bloody mug shot

Injured Chicago Bears defensive tackle Henry Melton was arrested on charges of public intoxication and assault following an incident at a bar on Saturday night/early Sunday morning in Texas, and he was all bloody in his mug shot. The allegations …

Adrian Laroze Briskey mug shot

Woman killed for not being upset enough over Alabama’s Iron Bowl loss

A woman was killed after Alabama’s loss to Auburn in the Iron Bowl on Saturday because she wasn’t upset enough about the Crimson Tide’s defeat, one witness says. Michelle Shepherd, 36, was murdered on Saturday at an Iron Bowl …

Bills fan falls

Bills fan who fell from upper deck lost job, banned from stadium, could face charges

Just in case you’re ever thinking about sliding down the railing in the upper deck at your favorite team’s stadium, remember that there might be consequences. Rob Hopkins, the Buffalo Bills fan who fell over the railing of the 300 Level …

Jason Snelling Falcons

Jason Snelling arrested for weed possession, tried to eat it

Atlanta Falcons fullback Jason Snelling was arrested for marijuana possession on Friday, and his attempt to eat the evidence didn’t work out too well. According to the Barrow County News, a Winder Police Department officer observed …

Al Borges Michigan

Super drunk driver said Michigan’s pathetic offense drove him to drink

A Michigan man arrested on drunken driving charges two weekends ago said the Wolverines’ pathetic performance against Michigan State led to him getting smashed. True story. The Dearborn Press & Guide says a 25-year-old man who was super …

Freddie Mitchell

Freddie Mitchell gets 37 months in prison for tax fraud scheme

Freddie Mitchell always appeared to have a screw loose, so it’s no surprise that he is going to spend the next several years behind bars. TMZ reported on Tuesday that the former Philadelphia Eagles receiver was sentenced to 37 months in prison …

Raiders manchester airport

Drunk guy in Raiders shirt strips on airport tarmac, urinated on building, challenges pilot to fight, gets tasered

It’s pretty simple: when an idiot completes the trifecta of crimes and then gets Tasered to top things off, that makes for LBS material. But when said idiot is wearing an Oakland Raiders shirt while acting like a hooligan, that gives us even …

Joyce Evans tweet

TV anchor Joyce Evans makes ‘Breaking Bad’ joke about Philadelphia shooting

File this under tweets you’d like to have back: That’s FOX 29 anchor Joyce Evans really using a Philadelphia shooting to make a joke. A “Breaking Bad” joke. And it wasn’t even a funny joke, not that that would have made …

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