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#pounditFriday, December 20, 2024

Darwin Nominees

Rafer Alston Might Slash Your Neck

Literally. I’ve always known that the baller formerly known as Skip to My Lou had some awesome hands. Trust me, I had him on my fantasy team plenty of times…

Bryan Matthews Has Magical Hands

You might remember Bryant Matthews as a forward who averaged over 20ppg for Virginia Tech his senior year in ’03-’04. He never made it in the NBA, and subsequently signed…

Ookie Forgets to Buckle Up

I had heard rumors about this report all throughout the weekend on the radio, but never actually saw anything written. I guess seatbelt tickets are no longer a big deal…

Merril Hoge Slips Up a Cock

Imagine my surprise when ESPN analyst, Merril Hoge, was signing off from the fantasy football show on Sunday, and let this slip out. Call it Freudian? I don’t know. I’ll…

Michigan Football Players Have Zipper Issues

Giving Florida football a run for their money, a couple of Michigan football players had pretrial hearings this week. Sophomore LB Obi Ezeh plead not guilty to drunk driving charges.…

Dolphins Are Beating the Bengals!

Fuming over the obnoxious amount of arrests by my favorite team in the NFL, the Bengals, I was prompted to rank their crimes. Well, looks like I won’t have to…