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Jose Canseco thinks he can fix Texas football

December 16, 2013 by Steve DelVecchio • Comments
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Jose-Canseco-AsWith Mack Brown recently announcing that he is resigning from his position as head football coach at Texas, the Longhorns are in need of a replacement. The job, being one of the most prestigious in the nation, is sure to attract plenty of viable candidates. Jose Canseco thinks he is one of them.

Canseco, who is apparently a big Texas football fan, believes the Longhorns need a big name to bring their program back to where it was about 10 years ago. I’m not sure I agree with that, but he makes an intriguing case. Maybe Texas should give him an interview.

So sorry to hear about Mack Brown. hug for u buddy

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013

Hey Steve @stevepatterson you need a huge name for huge job buddy. I know football even better than baseball.

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013

Hey Steve @stevepatterson Here is my plan to fix Texas football.

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013

First the lines are weak. It is our foundation and must be stronger. I know what to do. #Cansecohorns

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013

Second what conference are we even in now? Just join the SEC already #Cansecohorns

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013

Third why have we had all these 5'9 QBs with weak arms? Go get another Vince Young #Cansecohorns

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013

Forth hire the Baylor recruiting coach he is killing us. #Cansecohorns

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013

Remember folks, this is the same Jose Canseco who believes global warming could have saved the Titanic and still thinks he deserves a shot in the MLB. It’s obvious he’s been put on this earth for our entertainment.

H/T College Spun

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