V. Stiviano: One day I will be president of the United States

V. Stiviano has enormous plans for her future. Paparazzi have been following her around for the past week to try to get some comments regarding the audio recording she took of Donald Sterling, and Stiviano has had very little to say. But while standing outside a restaurant in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, she revealed her plans to one day run for president.

Yes, of the United States. It was tough to hear everything Stiviano said over the street traffic, but this is what I got from it.

“One day I will become president of the United States of America and I will change the legislation and laws (sic) which we Americans will make a difference in the world today,” it sounded like Stiviano said. “Modern day history, civil rights movement.”

You can see the video of her comments here.

Based on what people have said about candidates in recent years, I’d say V. Stiviano has a shot.

By the way, what’s with the Darth Vader mask? Is she hiding a bad pimple? At first I thought Stiviano was trying to hide her identity, but she was walking around with guys who had “V. STIVIANO” inscribed on their hats. The mask is clearly just her thing now.