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Chad Johnson shares boner picture on Facebook while watching ‘Monster’s Ball’

June 11, 2014 by Larry Brown • Comments
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Chad Johnson and his little friend Pepe were enjoying some Halle Berry in “Monster’s Ball,” and the wide receiver decided to show his Facebook followers how much he was loving the movie.

Johnson shared a picture of himself sitting in a seat likely while traveling, but the photo was concentrated on a three-quarter chub he was sporting in his short-shorts. Or at least that’s pretty sure what he was getting at. The only comment he gave for the photo was “Monsters Ball!!”

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There was a pretty intense sex scene between Halle and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie, so we’re figuring he had just watched that part. I mean why else would he write “Monsters Ball!!” as the comment?

If that’s the case, we hardly blame him for his instinctual reaction, but is that really something you share on Facebook to all your followers? Dude may have been hit a few too many times in the head during his career. What a moron. Save that for sexting your ladies, Chad. They might actually want to see it, unlike the rest of us.

H/T Philly Barstool

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