Von Miller has to pay the Broncos’ fart tax quite frequently

Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller is a gassy individual, and it has apparently been costing him money since he started playing in the NFL.

Earlier this week, Miller revealed that the Broncos have a fine system in place for “flatulence in meetings.” He says he believes he has been fined more than anyone on the team.

“They can’t fine me if I get up and walk away,” Miller said, per Nicki Jhabvala of The Denver Post. “I keep trying to tell them it’s not healthy if I just sit there and hold it in. Nobody in the world does that. I just do it more than the average person.”

We know one NHL player who must respect the hell out of Miller.

Let’s just say if I were a member of the Broncos organization, I would be flat broke.

H/T Cover 32