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Jared Allen

Jared Allen on NFL rules: ‘My knee is just as valuable as Tom Brady’s’

Monday night, Texans linebacker Brian Cushing suffered a torn ACL after a cut block was thrown on him by Jets offensive guard Matt Slauson. It was a cheap shot, as Slauson dove at Cushing’s legs from behind and he never saw it coming. Since …

Jared Allen downplays rivalry with Matt Kalil

Matt Kalil was the Vikings’ first-round pick (No. 4 overall) in April’s draft, and he’s wasting no time trying to prove his value. The former USC offensive lineman apparently has been going after sack master Jared Allen pretty hard …

Jared Allen says the NFL is becoming safer for offensive players, not defensive

With all the emphasis on making the NFL safer for players by cutting back on head shots and hits on defenseless receivers, we tend to forget one important thing: What about the guys on the other side of the ball? Rules have developed over the years …

Jared Allen: Josh McCown Should Have Laid Down to Give Me the Sack Record

Michael Strahan’s sack of Brett Favre. Cal Ripken’s home run off of Chan Ho Park in his final All Star appearance. The list goes on and on. Oftentimes when a respected player is about to set a record or on the verge of a special moment, …

Jared Allen

Jared Allen: If I Had to Live in Detroit, I Think I’d Drown Myself in the River

We all know Jared Allen has never been shy about speaking his mind.  After all, this is the guy who once offered his butt to Brett Favre and thought “schism” was an STD.  Allen may have outdone himself this time.  The Vikings are …

Jared Allen Would Have Bet His Paycheck Tim Tebow Wouldn’t Beat Vikings by Passing the Ball

Tim Tebow did it again. The Broncos quarterback helped lead his team to victory for the sixth time in seven starts. Much like his other wins, the second-year quarterback struggled to produce in the first half before doing enough to win the game in …

Jared Allen, DeMarcus Ware Threatening Michael Strahan’s Sack Record

With the NFL threatening several passing records this season, there’s another group of players benefiting from the consequences: the elite pass rushers. Vikings defensive end Jared Allen and Cowboys linebacker/pass rushing specialist DeMarcus …

Jared Allen Was My Sous-Chef at Culinary School

Jared Allen is such a character, hearing him introduce himself by saying he went to culinary school for college is not a surprise. Apparently the tradition has been going on since last year on NBC football but this was the first time I heard it. …

Jared Allen Forced to Change Calf Roping Sack Dance Celebration

The NFL is sometimes called the “No Fun League” because of all the limitations placed on celebrations. As someone who values team or individual, I generally don’t have a problem with this approach. HOWEVA, what the league is doing …

Jared Allen vs. U.S. Military Dog: Take a Stab at Who Wins

If you guessed Jared Allen, I can’t say I’d blame you.  We all know Allen is one crazy s.o.b.  This is the same guy who offered his butt to Brett Favre in an attempt to persuade him to return to the Vikings.  It’s also the same guy …

Jared Allen Offers His Butt to Brett Favre

I used to dislike Jared Allen for his reckless behavior off the field (three DUIs) and his dirty plays on it. All along he has been extremely friendly to the media and ridiculously funny in interviews, making it hard to hate the guy. That’s …

Jared Allen Didn’t Know Who the Seahawks Coach Was

I guess when you’re a defensive end in the league, the only thing you really need to know about your opponent is who’s blocking you and who their quarterback is. Take Jared Allen for example — dude’s a typical mullet-wearing …

Jared Allen Thought ‘Schism’ Was an STD

Mr. DUI aka Mr. Dirty Hits on Your Quarterback aka Jared Allen keeps getting a lot of attention from the media for two reasons: he’s a good player, and he’s a good personality. While his athletic ability was limited to those in attendance …

Video: Hypocritical Jared Allen Upset Over Cheap Shot by Gosder Cherilus

Jared Allen is one of the dirtiest players in the NFL. I don’t need some SI players poll to tell me that — I can figure it out on my own. The guy’s got like three DUIs, he’s been suspended games because of it, and he’s …

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