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Two people reportedly were shot in a fight over who made better Kool-Aid

Look, I’m fully aware that the sign at the top of this here site says “Larry Brown Sports,” and not “Larry Brown Idiocy,” but I don’t believe I’d be doing my full duty if I did not share this story with you.

According to WJBK-My Fox Detroit, “two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better.”

I know what you’re all thinking right now: What idiots. How horrible can they be? What kind of fools pull guns over Kool-Aid? Yes, those are all perfectly legitimate questions. Keep in mind, though, that where some people come from a man’s worth is measured by the sweetness of his Kool-Aid. You really think you could step to Emeril and tell him your Gumbo is better? You step to him like that and you get your head handed to you.

It’s just too bad anyone had to be shot.

Big thanks to Hot Clicks for sharing the wackiness


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  • Anonymous

    I once killed a man who dared to make a better hot dog than I do.  Brown mustard was still on the shirt he wore to his coffin.