Salem Witches Pray to Help Tom Brady, Patriots Beat Tim Tebow
Some Salem witches gathered on Friday the 13th to send positive energy to the Patriots and Tom Brady prior to Saturday’s playoff game in Foxboro. The witches’ mission was to “heighten Tom Brady’s amazing energy and positive ‘mojo.’”
“[Tim] Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team and raise the energy in their honor to maximize an outstanding performance,” Salem Witch Lorelei said.
They made it clear that they’re not putting any hexes on Tim Tebow because that’s not their style. The Pats are 13.5 point favorites, so you figure they wouldn’t need positive energy from witches to win, but with the way Tim Tebow has played in big games, they can use all the help they can get.
So who you got? Tim Tebow and God, or the Pats and their Salem witches?