West Ham’s Carlton Cole has your dumbest Valentine’s Day Tweet

You know who found their way into the doghouse on Valentine’s Day? I’m guessing West Ham forward Carlton Cole did. Either that, or his significant other has one heck of a sense of humor. The photo above was tweeted by Cole on Tuesday with the following message: “Here I Got Your Present “Happy Valentines Babes” I Love You ahahahahahahahahahhaha.” As you can see, he had prepared an array of gifts for his lady that included everything from laundry detergent to a nice shiny iron. At least he threw in a bottle of champagne so she can drink on the job, right?

It’s pretty bad when Mark Sanchez is more romantic toward one of his wide receivers than an athlete is to their Valentine. If the recipient of this gift is anything like the women I’ve been around, it was an early Valentine’s Day night for Mr. Cole on Tuesday.

H/T Dirty Tackle