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Kris Humphries was once the top swimmer in his age group, ahead of Michael Phelps

Had Nets forward Kris Humphries not taken a liking to basketball at a young age, we might be sitting here talking about how he is the most decorated Olympian in world history. Okay, so maybe it’s not that simple, but Humphries was a tremendous swimmer in his youth. According to NetsDaily.com, Humphries was the top swimmer in his age bracket when he was 10 years old. Some guy named Michael Phelps was right behind him.

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Kris Humphries fires back at Kanye West for song lyric

Back in April, around the same time rapper Kanye West started dating person Kim Kardashian, we told you about a song released by Kanye formerly titled “Theraflu” (now titled “Cold”).

The reason a rap song was discussed on a sports site is because it had a lyric perceived to be a shot at NBA player Kris Humphries, whom the whole world unfortunately knows infamously for being married to Kim K. for five minutes or so in 2011:

“And I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim, around the same time she had fell in love with him. Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing. Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team.”

In case you are not down with the hip-hop crowd these days, I’ll help you out: “Jay” references fellow hip-hop mogul and Kanye’s best friend forever Jay-Z, who owns a minority stake in the Nets.

Flash forward to Tuesday: The Nets continued their spendy offseason by re-signing Humphries, one of the better free agents remaining on the market, to the tune of two years, $24 million. Humphries announced the signing on his Twitter page and threw Kanye’s lyric back in his face:

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Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj claims she is not pregnant

Is she pregnant or isn’t she? Gossip sites were going wild last week after a report from TMZ said Kris Humphries‘ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj was pregnant, but Sinanaj is now denying that report.

Myla tweeted a picture (seen above) on Monday that shows her with a relatively flat stomach, not one that looks like it’s housing a baby. She accompanied the picture with the following message:

“Uhhh ooooo Loook No babyy bump! ‪#Shocker‬ yes I’m a thick curvy girl *All natural I’m comfortable in my skin.”

We were leery of the report from the beginning, saying we wouldn’t be surprised if she fabricated the story for attention. It looks like that was the case. The New York Post is even reporting that Sinanaj’s lawyer has dropped her as a client because of all her lying.

Now the only question left to ponder is: What was Humphries thinking when he got with this crazy lady?

Between Myla and Kim Kardashian, Humph sure knows how to pick ‘em.

Kris Humphries wants paternity test for ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj’s baby

On Friday we learned that Kris Humpries allegedly impregnated his Kardashian rebound beef and “booty call girl” Myla Sinanaj. But now, according to the New York Post, Humphries is denying the child is his and wants to take a paternity test.

“He will ask for a paternity test when the baby is born. He had been claiming that their relationship was pretty casual, that she was a ‘booty call’ girl,” one source told the Post. Humphries apparently must assume all casual relationships are exempt from pregnancies.

Sinanaj, who is reportedly three months pregnant, however, says that Humphries is “the only person she has slept with in a year.” It’s a whole ugly mess that sounds like it was ripped from an episode of “Maury.”

But, aside from being forced into monthly child support payments, Humphries has other reasons to hope the kid isn’t his. After Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from him, Humphries played up the heartbroken card in an attempt to leverage pity in his favor. And knocking up chicks isn’t really conducive to that ploy.

Humphries, meanwhile, remains a free agent. So step right on up, NBA teams. This guy doesn’t have any baggage at all.

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Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj reportedly pregnant

We haven’t really covered the Kris Humphries-Kim Kardashian phony marriage fallout, but this story was too good to pass up.

Humphries began hooking up with a new girl, Myla Sinanaj, not long after Kim filed for divorce. Hump’s relationship with Myla became tabloid fodder because she was trying to use the relationship to build a name for herself. Kris was hilariously denying that she was his girlfriend because he was fearful that having a girlfriend would damage his divorce argument.

If that was the case, it’s going to be awfully hard to recover from this bombshell.

According to TMZ, Sinanaj has learned that she is three months pregnant with Humphries’ child.

We really don’t care about pointless details such as whether Sinanaj plans to keep the child or whether they’re going to raise it together. Oh no. Our sole purpose for publishing the story is to laugh at Humphries’ misfortune.

Here this guy was arguing that he deserved more money in his divorce settlement because he thought his marriage was true love and didn’t know it was a sham. Humphries claimed he was devastated over the divorce, but several months later he moved on with a new girl who, surprise surprise, is now pregnant! To make matters worse, they’re no longer together.

Is this a bad year to be Kris Humphries or what?

Oh, and given the way Sinanaj has been so publicity hungry over the past few months, we wouldn’t be surprised if she fabricated and leaked this story for attention.

Kris Humphries says Kris Jenner directed Kim Kardashian’s sex tape

Want to know one of the best trivia questions you can ask your friends at a bar? Just ask them who is the most popular porn star in the world. The answer is Kim Kardashian, but most people don’t realize it.

If you look back in time, Kim Kardashian was nothing more than the daughter of one of O.J. Simpson’s attorneys. She didn’t become famous until a sex tape of her and Ray J came out in 2007.

Despite a financial settlement with Vivid Entertainment, there has been plenty of speculation that Kardashian’s sex tape was intentionally leaked to raise her public profile, just like what happened with Paris Hilton in 2003. Not only does Kim’s “ex-husband” Kris Humphries believe that theory, but he also reportedly says that … get ready for this … Kardashian’s mom, Kris Jenner, directed the tape.

According to TMZ, Humphries told ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj that “Kris Jenner not only directed Kim to shoot her sex tape, but to re-shoot because Kris J didn’t think the first one was pretty enough.”

Whether Kris was actually behind a camera arranging things is debatable — I doubt that’s the case — but I 100% believe she directed all the plans for the way Kim would become famous, just like she directs things behind-the-scenes now. Pretty nasty stuff, huh? America has lost sight of what made Kim K. famous, but you shouldn’t.

H/T Black Sports Online

Kris Humphries stars in Funny or Die video making fun of him

Last we checked, nobody still likes Kris Humphries. Even he knows as much. But at least he has a sense of humor about it. Humphries starred in a Funny or Die video released Thursday in which he seeks new representation at Second Rate Talent Management, where they try to convince him taking advantage of being the most hated player in the NBA makes business sense. There’s also a dying Make-A-Wish “kid” who, speaking for the nation, tells Humphries to go F himself. Humphries’ performance is spotty at best. Definitely not on the level of his performance as a recurring character on the slew of Kardashian shows.

Here’s the video. NSFW language.

H/T Hot Clicks