Jose Canseco to sell gun, finger that fell off
Jose Canseco may have lost a finger because of his little gun accident, but like the true capitalist he is, Canseco is looking to make some money off the unfortunate incident.
Canseco tweeted on Monday that he plans to sell his finger and the gun that shot off the digit.
As of now, Canseco is unsure whether the precious items will be sold as a package deal, but he is considering the possibility.
This is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it pic.twitter.com/r4Q0X7MUHl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The 45 caliber Remington has a chrome mirror finish with custom grips with crystals and gold plating in the grips pic.twitter.com/QvUhX2nBZl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
You really have to appreciate Canseco’s humor over the whole matter. From Canseco describing his old appendage as a “used middle finger with 462 home runs” to him suggesting it be used to stir drinks, the guy had me laughing.
Seriously though, that’s not a bad thing to buy. Say you’re a sports memorabilia collector, how can you pass on something like that? It’s truly one of a kind, and what better represents the incompetence of one of the top ballplayers of the ’80s and ’90s?
