Video: Drunk Cubs Fan Chick is Absolutely Hilarious and Has No Ticket

There are absolutely no words I can provide that will make the following clip funnier.  All I can say is, “Cubs fans.”  I know what you’re thinking: that’s just something bloggers say on Saturday morning when they don’t feel like providing a lot of commentary.  Watch this drunk Cubs fan video and I can assure you you’ll understand what I mean:

My only question is what dude — single or married — would invite this chick into the game with him?  She’s obliterated and on top of that not attractive at all.  Wait, what am I saying?  That obviously has never happened once in her life.  Thanks to WBEZ via Barstool for the video.