Les Miles brings us the best ‘happy Columbus Day’ ever (Video)

LSU football coach Les Miles is an incredibly eccentric person. On Monday, we learned that holidays like Columbus Day bring out the best in people like Miles.

Prior to his scheduled press conference, Miles took a few moments to wish everyone a happy Columbus Day. Since I literally have no idea what the hell he was talking about, I’ll just transcribe it for you and let you figure it out.

“I just want to remind everyone that it’s Columbus Day,” Miles said. “All of those of you who know Italians, like Italians, or the people who might venture onto a ship and travel to explore and find new lands, this is your day. So, ah, it’s not St. Patty’s Day — that’s a different day entirely.”

Thanks, coach. I’m glad that’s all cleared up. Maybe lay off the extremely weird foods on your next round of recruiting visits. It doesn’t sound like it’s doing you any good.

H/T Clay Travis