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Shawne Merriman vs. Tila Tequila … Who’s the Liar?

September 7, 2009 by Larry Brown • Comments
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Let’s get this one straight: I care as much about Tila Tequila as Sheriff Department spokesman Jan Caldwell who called the accusing party, “Tina Nguyen.” And if you’re Shawne Merriman, fooling around with a girl best known for starring in a bisexual reality TV show will not earn you sympathy when you get involved in drama — you’ve asked for it. The only question regarding the arrest of Merriman for allegedly choking Tequila is: who is telling the truth? For the answer, let’s go to the tail of the tape:

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I’d have to say the clear advantage goes to Merriman. Heck, you go by the way he said it (in his lawyer’s words, of course), and you’d think the guy was a regular American hero! He better hope he’s not facing any punishment from Roger Goodell because returning from knee surgery should already be tough enough. Again, who messes with dumbasses like Tina Tequila anyway unless they’re looking for attention/publicity, be it good or bad?

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