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#pounditTuesday, March 2, 2021

Gabe Kapler: Coconut oil is the world’s greatest lube

Gabe-Kapler-RaysFormer MLB outfielder Gabe Kapler is a fitness freak. He was one of the most chiseled players in the league during his 12 seasons as a pro, and Kapler now runs a lifestyle and fitness blog that gives readers pointers on how to stay healthy and fit. He also throws in a few bonuses that might help you with either the ladies or your dominant hand.

On Monday, Kapler wrote a post about the benefits of using coconut oil in everyday life. He claims organic coconut oil is a great teeth whitener, skin rejuvenator, lip moisturizer and more. His closing thoughts on the matter got a bit more saucy, if you will.

You’re moisturized and smelling tropical, your teeth are white and your face looks like you’ve just visited a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. The sun has set, and the moon is out. Perhaps you have a friend nearby, perhaps it’s just you by your lonesome … well, this is awkward. I’ve promised you authenticity, honesty and openness. Take this how you wish and I’ll spare you the step by step. Coconut oil is the world’s greatest lubricant. I can’t help where your mind goes with this. Once the ball leaves the bat, I can’t steer it.

In other words, toss out the KY jelly, Lubriderm, or whatever else you might use during personal time with your lady friend or yourself. Be sure to thank Gabe later.

H/T Fenway Pastoral via Deadspin


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