Someone needs to tell Texas A&M that the only way to make it through your first week of imprisonment alive is to find the biggest dude in the joint and smash him over the head with a tray from the mess hall. Killing people with kindness rarely every works. Now that they are officially a part of the SEC, Texas A&M chose to create the incredibly cheesy video you see above as a way of saying “pleased to meet you” to the rest of the schools in their conference.
Nice gesture I suppose, but it had better stop there. This isn’t some pickup basketball game at the local community center where everyone is welcome. The Aggies are entering a ruthless world of competition where students and fans are more likely to poison a rival school’s landscaping or hang signs like this from the freeway than they are to wish you good luck. Welcome aboard — now get your heads in the game.
H/T The Big Lead
