Disappointing Picture of Terrence Cody Fat, Overweight, Breasted at Senior Bowl

How did Alabama defensive tackle Terrence “Mount” Cody block two field goals against Tennessee? He used one of his breasts each time. Insert your own joke here. Alabama left tackle Andre Smith similarly alarmed scouts with his bouncing boob combine run last year before going AWOL. Maybe there’s something in the water at Tuscaloosa.

Pic spotted at Sports by Brooks via Sports Illustrated’s classic photography. I’m not sure if that display will adversely affect Cody’s draft status considering his job is to take up space and clog up the run, but I’m sure it didn’t help. That picture really explains how Cody got to 6’4″ 370lbs. It’s impressive the guy is as agile as he is even at that weight. Maybe the Bengals will complete the dynamic duo by drafting Cody — only if they were switching to a 3-4 defense, however.