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Jared Lorenzen

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Kentucky pays awesome tribute to Jared Lorenzen

The Kentucky Wildcats lost one of the most memorable figures in the history of their football program on Wednesday when former quarterback Jared Lorenzen died at 38. Lorenzen was a four-year starter for Kentucky from 2000 to 2004, and threw 78 …

Jared Lorenzen has died at 38

Former NFL and Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen has died at the age of 38. Lorenzen’s family announced in a statement Wednesday that the former quarterback had died earlier in the day. Here is a statement from the family of Jared Lorenzen …

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Jared Lorenzen’s family shares update on ex-QB’s condition

Former NFL quarterback Jared Lorenzen was hospitalized last week due to serious medical issues, and he appears to be taking small steps in the right direction with his recovery. On Tuesday, Lorenzen’s family issued a statement through Kentucky …

Ex-QB Jared Lorenzen in intensive care with health issues

Former NFL quarterback Jared Lorenzen aka “The Hefty Lefty” has been hospitalized due to multiple health issues. Word emerged on Friday that Lorenzen had been hospitalized, and his family issued a statement a day later through Kentucky …

Jared Lorenzen has funny response to Dontari Poe jump-pass TD

Kansas City Chiefs defensive lineman Dontari Poe threw — that’s right, threw — a touchdown pass against the Denver Broncos Sunday night. In doing so, the 348-pounder became the heaviest player by far in NFL history to throw a …

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Jared Lorenzen played role in Barstool Sports sale

How’s this for one heck of an anecdote? None other than Jared Lorenzen, aka The Hefty Lefty aka The Pillsbury Throw Boy, played a role in the eventual sale of Barstool Sports to businessman Peter Chernin. In an AMA interview on Reddit, Barstool …

Jared Lorenzen tweets Jets he is available to play quarterback

The Jets are in need of quarterback help now that Geno Smith is expected to be out 6-10 weeks with a broken jaw after being sucker punched by teammate IK Enemkpali. They’ve reportedly reached out to Rex Grossman. Another option let his …

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Jared Lorenzen lands textbook belly flop at Final Four (Video)

With the University of Kentucky at the Final Four looking to win another national championship, who better to be in Indianapolis to cheer on the school than former Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen? Lorenzen spent Final Four Saturday hanging out …

Jared Lorenzen posts photos comparing his body to Jameis Winston’s

A photo of Jameis Winston appearing to look overweight made its way around the internet recently and caused buzz about the quarterback’s condition with the NFL Scouting Combine rapidly approaching. As it turns out, the photo was taken in …

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Jared Lorenzen offers his services to Cardinals in great tweets

The Arizona Cardinals were down to their third-string quarterback on Thursday night, so Jared Lorenzen decided to jokingly throw his name in the mix in case the NFC West contenders were looking for some extra options. Lorenzen, who starred at …

How much does Jared Lorenzen weigh? He doesn’t know

Jared Lorenzen is still one of those people who will always grabs the attention of sports fans and remains in our conscience regardless of circumstances. It’s not hard to see why. How many 300+ pound quarterbacks are there in the world? Better …

Jared Lorenzen cracks hilarious joke about NCAA food rule

Thanks in part to UConn guard Shabazz Napier complaining that he goes to bed “starving” at night while college sports are bringing in millions of dollars, the NCAA’s legislative council approved a proposal on Tuesday that will …

Jared Lorenzen is bigger than ever and still a scrambling machine (Video)

Jared Lorenzen may be up to 320 pounds, but the former New York Giants backup quarterback is still playing football. No, he’s not an offensive lineman or a nose tackle. Lorenzen is still a quarterback, and he can still get outside the pocket …

Jared Lorenzen Doing Big Things with the UIFL, No Pun Intended

Jared Lorenzen is one of those people that I don’t know if we should be praising him for his weight or making fun of him for it. On the one hand, he’s huge. On the other, he’s always been huge and has still managed to have a …

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