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Guess That Ass-Tattoo Was Worth it

January 19, 2009 by Larry Brown • Comments
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I’ve heard of guys getting their behinds tatted to win a bet or whatnot — Justin Miller and Billy Koch being the prime example — but that’s something I could never really grasp. Tattoos in general, much less to commemorate something stupid like the Lions going 0-16, just aren’t my thing. And even if I were running a radio contest where a listener had to get his ass tatted to win tickets to the NFC Championship Game, I’d never make him go through with it. But one Arizona Cardinals fan actually got his pimply patoot pricked at the parlor in order to score tickets for himself, his son, and two others. Here’s how the beaut turned out:

Like I said, not my thing and not something I’d actually make someone do, but at least it turned out worthwhile. Could you just imagine if they’d lost? Now here’s my question: what will that guy do for Super Bowl tix??

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