• Skip to main content
  • Skip to header right navigation
  • Skip to site footer
Larry Brown Sports

Larry Brown Sports

Brown Bag it, Baby

  • Home
  • Blog View
  • NFL
  • NCAAF
  • NBA
  • MLB
  • Media
  • Headlines
  • Podcast
Darwin Nominees

Daily Darwin: ATM Urinator

February 5, 2007 by Larry Brown • Comments
FacebookTweetLinkedInRedditThreadsWhatsAppEmail

Coming from Metro in the UK, some total drunkard idiot in Croatia pissed off he couldn’t buy any beer because he was out of money, took out his frustrations

51-year-old Vladimir Mesic was taken into custody this weekend after climbing on to a litter bin so he could urinate on a cashpoint machine that had swallowed his bank card in the city of Split. He then dropped his trousers and tried to leave a deposit of his own on the machine. It was during this attempt that Mesic was arrested.

Our man Mesic told police that was his way of showing his dissatisfaction. I’ve had my food get stuck in a vending machine before, but I’ve never taken out my frustration by pissing on the machine. Maybe it’s a vindicating feeling. It is worth mentioning that former tennis player Goran “the moron” Ivanisevic also hails from Split, and anytime I have a chance to work Goran Ivanisevic into a post you better believe I will.

Share on Facebook

  • i want more great stories!

Sign up today for free and get the best sports content sent to your inbox.

You can unsubscribe anytime. For more details, review our Privacy Policy.

.

Follow Us

Get instantly notified of the most viral news stories via Google!

  • Trending stories

Pat McAfee doing his show

Pat McAfee’s stunning new ESPN salary has been revealed

1 day ago
Caitlin Clark on the court

Caitlin Clark is being linked to 1 team in trade rumors

5 days ago
Jeremy Lin looking on

Jeremy Lin makes 1 request clear before agreeing to go on Carmelo Anthony’s podcast

4 days ago
Spurs star Victor Wembanyama sulking after committing a game-losing turnover in Game 2 against the Knicks

Victor Wembanyama commits game-losing blunder to end Game 2

5 days ago
Mitchell Robinson warming up

Mitchell Robinson is excited to see Donald Trump at Madison Square Garden

5 days ago

Sidebar


  • don’t miss these

Lehigh Football players arrested after breaking into wrong house, beating up wrong person

December 10, 2015
Guy pants stuck basketball hoop

Man gets stuck in basketball hoop, has to be freed by firefighters (Video)

May 3, 2015

Zamboni driver’s blood-alcohol level was nearly four times legal limit

February 3, 2015
Jon Denney Red Sox

Red Sox prospect Jon Denney told police he was ‘looking for pussy’ during arrest

March 15, 2014

Mike Williams had stripper pole in living room of party house

February 20, 2014
Ebony Burks

Dumbest woman ever mouths off to judge, gets 300 days in jail (Video)

January 30, 2014
  • popular stories

Stacey King giving a speech

Possible cause of death for Bulls icon Stacey King is revealed

Stefon Diggs interviewed by reporters

Notable update emerges on Stefon Diggs’ future

Simone Biles looks to the side

Simone Biles says she almost died due to health scare

Victor Wembanyama looks ahead

NBA admits to bad call involving Victor Wembanyama in Game 2

A Texas Tech helmet

Big 12 teams are threatening to not play Texas Tech

Giannis Antetokounmpo drives to the basket.

Report: 1 team is willing to trade for Giannis Antetokounmpo without assurances

Get the App

© 2026 · LB Sports Media Group Inc · Powered by Springwire.ai

  • X
  • Facebook
  • YouTube
  • Instagram
  • RSS Feed
  • About Larry Brown Sports
  • Contact
  • Editorial Process
  • Staff Writers
  • Privacy Policy
Dedicated to the memory of Nevil Vega
Team/Player Stats