I Challenge You to Find a Better Mug Shot Than Laurence Maroney’s (Picture)

Laurence Maroney mug shot pig tails

We here at LBS found Brett Sutter’s mug shot from when he punched a cabbie to be hilarious.  This dwarfs it.

Laurence Maroney was arrested in St. Louis on Monday night for possession of marijuana and carrying a concealed weapon while under the influence (he has a permit to carry otherwise).  The Infinity he was riding in contained Maroney and five other friends who were smoking a whole bunch of weed and carrying three guns.  His mug shot could be the greatest we’ve ever witnessed.

What are you thinking, Laurence?  Forget the weed.  Forget the concealed weapon.  Did you lose some sort of dare that resulted in your having to sport the Pippi Longstocking look?  This could be the most embarrassing hairtsyle I’ve ever seen on a professional athlete.

Clearly, the Patriots knew what they were doing when they got rid of the first round draft bust.  Aside from being a terrible NFL running back, we now realize Maroney is one of the game’s biggest clowns. 

Thanks to Deadspin for the picture.

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  • http://larrybrownsports.com Larry Brown

    I’m pretty sure he was just hiding his pipe somewhere in there

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sandra-Rhea/100001523937590 Sandra Rhea

    All you haters (perfect people) out never ceased to amaze me. I know you all walk on water. Nerver did anything wrong in life. Why don’t you use your time and energy and pray for others, rather than attacking. Is that your mo? Who are you to criticize others? Some of you wish you had the opportunity to be a 1st round draft choice. I am praying for Lawrece and I wish him and all those non perfect people the best. Hang in there. !!!!!!!!!

  • Deirdre Taylor

    Not hoping for him to fail but damn! How many people would love to be in his shoes and be blessed to play a sport they love and get paid for it. When you assume certain types of jobs you have a certain level of responsibility to carry yourself in a positive light. No one is perfect by anymeans! But that ish right there…..that ish right there, ain’t it.

  • Joe Blo

    Alfalfa ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=521842063 David Rafuse

    lol uve got jokes old one

  • Jerseysmelltours

    I have to think that was really great weed? He still looks like a man who is very happy with his look….I wonder, who does his hair????

  • J.

    No!! Don’t y’all get it, he was going for the Snoop look! Lookin’ and smokin’ like Snoop Dogg.