Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ Fake Marriage Over, We’re All Idiots

The fake marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has ended after 72 days. TMZ reports that Kim filed for divorce from Kris. If you’re laughing at them because their marriage failed, or if you’re wondering where or why things went wrong, then you are an idiot.

This whole spectacle was plotted, planned, and arranged so that the Kardashians would make more money, generate more buzz, stay more relevant, and dominate the news. Nobody had even heard of Kris Humphries. The two barely knew each other. As we told you last week, it was reported that Kim and her TV producers wanted a New York-based athlete for her to date for her TV show. The whole marriage was planned because it was the sort of twist her TV show and life needed.

If you spent any time watching their show, reading their stories online or in a magazine, or actually talking about the situation as if it were real, congratulations — you are an idiot. Everything about Kim Kardashian is fake, and everything about her story is a lie. That’s the truth. The only difference between Kim’s and other fake marriages is that hers generates millions while the rest of ours end in annulment after a long night of drinking in Las Vegas.

There’s only one way to protest the Kardashian act if you want it to go away — ignore them. As long as you don’t, they’ll continue to manipulate you with their fake news. Or maybe you’re just hooked because it’s entertaining, and you don’t care if it’s fake. We understand if that’s how you feel. Lots of people love wrestling too.

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UJSPITWHHRT4NRMA3LGLMUQHTA Delaware Jack

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! .. Poor ole Kris musta got a good close look at Kardashian without her usual 15 pounds of makeup .. & saw her real look …. ugly as a stump … and it nearly scared him to death as he suddenly realized that that was NOT a Halloween fright mask she had on .. LMAO !

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YYHYLDSMX554AT7UU2XEXYFKVA R M

    Thank Goodness someone finally tells it like it is.  I clicked on this because I’m fascinated at how or why people like this get fame, why any of these articles are even here at all.  It’s literally a laughing stock.  I wouldn’t buy anything these women are on, nor would I watch one minute of coverage.  It’s unbelievable to me that people do.