Patrick Kane used to style his hair in a mullet, but that ode to early-’90s hockey stars is no longer covering up the real truth of the matter: it’s time for Kaner to go bald.
Yes, there are some times in a man’s career when the white flag must be waved and baldness admitted. That time is now for Kane.
It’s never a good thing when your hair starts looking an awful lot like Big Ern McCracken.
