That Must Have Been a Fun Wedding

It kind of slipped under the radar that the Bengals had another player arrested over the weekend, probably for a few reasons. For one, he’s hardly known. On a similar note, he’s only a practice squad guy. But perhaps most importantly, he’s a West Virginia player. Just like Pacman. Just like Chris Henry. So without further ado…

Running back Quincy Wilson was arrested early Sunday morning outside a bar in Huntington, W.Va., and friends said he was attending a wedding party at the bar when police asked several people to leave the area.

Wilson, the bride and the groom were among those arrested.

All I want to know is why I’m never invited to fun weddings like that. What did I do wrong? Why do I have to miss out on all the fun? I’m never around for the good stuff, damn.