Former NBA player Doug Christie has been married to his wife for 20 years, and he has been faithful for all of them. How do we know that? Because his old lady checks his balls.
Jackie Christie, who stars in the reality TV show “Basketball Wives: LA” on VH1, said in a recent interview that she uses a method that allows her to monitor whether Doug has been cheating. We’ll let her explain.
“When your guy, your mate — a male — comes home, their balls have a certain amount of weight, usually they’re full,” Jackie explained. “If they’ve been emptied that’s usually after intercourse, or sex, and they’re kind of smaller and emptier and they kind of shrivel up.
“All you have to do is just look. If they’re emptier and littler, they’ve been emptied somewhere. Either he satisfied himself or someone satisfied him, so somebody’s got some explaining to do.”
Fortunately, Jackie says she has never suspected any foul play when she checks Doug’s stones. The couple has spoke in the past about how they stage a wedding every year on their anniversary in order to keep from giving in to extramarital temptations.
“My husband has been faithful to me these 20 years, I can honestly say that,” Jackie said. “But it’s still in the back of my mind. He may have wanted to (cheat), but he has not acted on that.”
You have to wonder if Jackie would be as confident in Doug resisting temptation if he played with someone like this rookie point guard.
All joking aside, good for the Christies. Whatever they do — whether its renewing vows or checking nuts — seems to be working for them. Here’s the video where Jackie explains her methods, if any of you ladies out there are interested:
