James Harden is finally getting his own signature shoe from adidas. That’s the good news. The bad news is the shoes are getting roasted by folks online worse than the Steph Curry shoes from Under Armour.
Sneaker Watch posted photos Monday of the all new adidas Harden 1 in “triple black,” and the reviews based on aesthetics are not positive.
Here’s a look at them:
adidas JHarden 1 @BALTsneakerShow @US_11 @Nightwing2303 @NYJumpman23 @ianstonebrook @xBRICHx @sneakersfiles pic.twitter.com/y3P45OX5ME
— SneakersSpy (@SneakersSpy) August 22, 2016
The shoes, which are due out in December, are getting heavily mocked. Take a look at the jokes:
The Old Man Marley 6's https://t.co/skMnm0on0C
— Ryan Yousefi (@Rizzmigizz) August 24, 2016
James harden really made sneakers for grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate factory pic.twitter.com/zo8M0vdOoG
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
Harden IV "He Gout Game" pic.twitter.com/AUh9m9Oyfd
— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) August 24, 2016
james harden signature kicks look like u brew prison wine in em pic.twitter.com/DajjXXYl57
— Four Pins (@Four_Pins) August 24, 2016
7 out of 8 geriatric orthopedists recommend the new James Harden shoe to their patients. pic.twitter.com/GqwXFyyfpS
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) August 23, 2016
Please stop making fun of the Harden shoe. It looks like its already been roasted enough pic.twitter.com/Kxc2SbLtef
— Brandon Borders (@Brandon_Borders) August 24, 2016
Is the new James Harden shoe exclusively for people with fallen arches?
"Nice shoes, uh…two-feet." pic.twitter.com/QBUquki7lW— Ryan (@Muntedone) August 24, 2016
Adidas: what you want
Harden: gimme a shoe that looks like a dirty air filter
Adidas: say no more fam pic.twitter.com/g4AN4Wwfop— Will Thompson (@thrillis4) August 24, 2016
Damn. James harden new shoe looks like a wallet with no money in it pic.twitter.com/Ehs3wTRLgj
— k_taylor2 (@thereal_shampoo) August 24, 2016
James Harden shoe looks like a fried boot. pic.twitter.com/UlVBI00iVn
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) August 24, 2016
It's pretty rad that L.L. Bean made Harden a shoe. pic.twitter.com/MvHhiqGhlf
— Hoya Suxa (@HoyaSuxa) August 24, 2016
Community Service 13s RT @BSO: These are James Harden’s Signature adidas Sneakers (Photos) https://t.co/Hpb6ISjuWu pic.twitter.com/rhr7O7HOpW
— Mr TallDark-Handsome (@RocStarNYC) August 24, 2016
James Harden’s new shoe, perfect for wabbit hunting. pic.twitter.com/QuDKSnUppC
— Joon Lee (@iamjoonlee) August 24, 2016
Paint them junts green and that's the same boot Mario used to jump around in https://t.co/jHcI3jCcPA
— EDIBLU (@EDIBLU) August 24, 2016
Construction Worker 11s https://t.co/TWKN2Ag3ZM
— TJ (@oNarutar) August 24, 2016
It’s worth noting that the white version looks a lot better.
If you liked those jokes, you’ll appreciate how the internet mocked Steph Curry’s shoes.
