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Mark Cuban: DeAndre Jordan returning to Clippers is like ‘makeup sex’

July 22, 2015 by Steve DelVecchio • Comments
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It is probably going to be a while before Mark Cuban stops making snarky remarks about DeAndre Jordan bailing on the Dallas Mavericks, and that is just fine with us.

On Wednesday, Cuban came up with his best quote yet when he compared Jordan re-signing with the Los Angeles Clippers to someone having great makeup sex.

Cuban on DeAndre: "Makeup sex is always the best sex but after it's over you stare at that same face and realize the problems are the same."

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 22, 2015

To summarize: Cuban does not see the Clippers as a contender in the Western Conference.

Cuban hinted last week that he feels he might end up being thankful that Jordan chose to back out of his verbal commitment with Dallas, but that sounds like sour grapes. The Mavs owner also pretended not to know who Jordan is during an interview, so you know he is still feeling butthurt.

Does that make the makeup sex metaphor any less fantastic? No, no it does not.

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