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Jose Canseco Blackmailing Magglio?

Straight from the YHTBFKM Files comes this story. (hint: you have to be … kidding me). Actually I don’t know why this would come as a surprise when we’re talking about a dude who was so desperate for money he tried to sell himself …

Jim Leyritz’s Legacy Appears Ruined

From World Series hero and likable dude to all of a sudden a reported vehicular manslaughter suspect. WPLG in Miami says Leyritz was arrested and is being held for possible vehicular homicide and suspicion of DUI. Police said Jim Leyritz was behind …

Smush Parker Struggles With Valet

The ubiquitous SpinMax, who also happens to be the biggest Oklahoma fan in the world this week, emails in with this great story. Not to be outdone by Chris Henry, Heat guard Smush Parker got involved in an altercation with a valet parker this week. …

Chris Henry Is My Hero

Not long ago, I mocked the Bengals by ranking their multiple arrests by severity of offense. Not only did my girl man Chris Henry top the list, but he also placed 2nd, 8th, and 12th, blowing away the competition. And just as I was plotting a post …

Garrett Reid Is an Ass Smuggler

I’m sure you’ve heard all week about the jail sentences facing Andy Reid’s drug-dealing sons and how the family issues will affect Reid’s ability to coach the Eagles this weekend. Indeed it’s a good question, but …

Jason Caffey: Father of Eight Children to Seven Women

Whenever you have one of those discussions with a friend regarding player salaries, it’s always wise to walk in armed with some examples. For instance, my bread-and-butter overpaid baseball contract is always the Rangers dishing $65 million for …

Brandon Marshall Knows How to Celebrate a Win

I guess this ass hat doesn’t realize that despite his team’s win, he failed to get into the end zone to help out my fantasy squad. Maybe that’s why he wasn’t too depressed Sunday night after his team beat the Steelers. To the …

OJ Rocks a Folex, Fools the Goldmans

Pretty much every penny that OJ earns, he’s supposed to turn over to the Goldmans as part of a settlement for their civil suit, far as I can tell. So when the Goldmans see The Juice rocking some jewelry on his wrist, they want a cut. Problem …

Willie Williams Plays Music Loudly, Hides His Weed Poorly

If you’re somewhat of a college football fan, you might be familiar with the name Willie Williams. No, you wouldn’t know him for anything he’s done on the field. You might know him however, for his antics off the field. For …

Chiefs Mascot Does Not Like When Fans Interrupt the Game

First, we had the Oregon Duck mascot kicking the Houston Cougar mascot’s ass. Now, we have a bit of a twist on that story. As I saw on Ballhype, Arrowhead Addict spotted video of the Chiefs’ mascot whopping up on a fan’s ass. Check …

Just How Dumb is O.J. Simpson?

Honestly, how dumb is this guy? Are there really people on the planet more idiotic and unable to avoid trouble than him? If so, please tell me, because I don’t think it’s possible. In case you missed it over the weekend, OJ Simpson was …

David Boston Fond of Date Rape Drugs

When David Boston was busted a few weeks ago for DUI and blew triple zeroes, I asked the question, “What exactly is David Boston on?” Well, now we know. Turns out the dude was taking a date rape drug. My man Ben Maller mentioned this …

Oregon Duck Mascot Suspended for Kicking Houston Cougar’s Ass (Video)

This is one of the better stories I’ve seen all year — it definitely has the potential to be one of LBS’ Greatest Hits. As my buddy Andy pointed out to me, the Oregon Duck has been suspended for opening up a can on the Houston …

When Todd Marinovich, a Needle, Spoon, and Meth Meet

SPORTSbyBROOKS notifies us of the latest chapter in the sad story of former star quarterback Todd Marinovich. Attempting to skateboard in an area in Newport where it wasn’t allowed, Marinovich was arrested for resisting police officers. Oh …

Rafer Alston Might Slash Your Neck

Literally. I’ve always known that the baller formerly known as Skip to My Lou had some awesome hands. Trust me, I had him on my fantasy team plenty of times and the guy is quite a thief. Now he’s proven himself to be quite dexterous with …

Travis Henry: Father of Nine Kids to Nine Women

Commenter SpinMax emails in with this story about Travis Henry, who apparently is giving Shawn Kemp a run for his money as the newest punchline when it comes to fathering kids out of wedlock. As you read in the headline, Henry has fathered nine kids …

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