Darwin Nominees

Braylon Edwards Arrested for DUI

Braylon Edwards was a huge part of the reason the Jets were able to dominate the Patriots in the second half on Sunday and finally back up all the crap…

21-Year-Old Tries to Pose as Middle Schooler to Play Football

We’ve all had that fantasy of going back to youth sports or high school to dominate the competition, run the school, and live up the dream life. Unfortunately for many…

Lions Fan Joe Paquette Jr. Walks 430 Miles to Support Team

File this story under the heading of crazy fans who have nothing better to do. You always hear about dares where people say they’ll walk from here to there as…

College Football Player Tased After Getting into Naked Three-Point Stance

If that’s not the most enjoyable title I’ve ever written since joining the LBS staff then, frankly, I have no idea what is. You just can’t make this stuff up,…

Mariotti Wasn’t Locked Up Long Enough

Let me start off by saying I have never liked Jay Mariotti. Never. I’ve always seen him as a pompous jerk. And that’s the way that he likes to be seen. So…

Dallas Cowboys Like Being Nude

In the past two days, nude photos of two Dallas Cowboys have somehow hit the internet. Yesterday, nude pictures that Martellus Bennet allegedly sent his ex-girlfriend hit the web, and…

Idiotic Reporter Flattens a Kid

Note to Charley Belcher: if you’re trying to get to an interview subject that it’s the middle of a half-pipe full of skateboarding children — don’t. Belcher attempted to walk…

Man Arrested for DUI: LeBron’s Decision Made Me Drink

As we could have anticipated, there are plenty of folks who are devastated by LeBron James‘ decision to take his talents to the Miami Heat. Cleveland Cavs fans are certainly…

Guy on Cell Phone at Yankee Game Tries to Save Face

By now you’ve probably seen the classic video of a guy getting hit by a ball in the face at a Yankees game because he was talking on his phone.…

Former Coach Steals a Man Purse

It would appear that former Seton Hall men’s basketball coach Bobby Gonzalez and Lakers forward Pau Gasol have something unusual in common — a love for the man purse. Unlike…