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Bryan Matthews Has Magical Hands

You might remember Bryant Matthews as a forward who averaged over 20ppg for Virginia Tech his senior year in ’03-’04. He never made it in the NBA, and subsequently signed on to play pro basketball in Australia. Things were going swell for …

Ookie Forgets to Buckle Up

I had heard rumors about this report all throughout the weekend on the radio, but never actually saw anything written. I guess seatbelt tickets are no longer a big deal when you’re facing a federal indictment. As Michael David Smith at FanHouse …

Merril Hoge Slips Up a Cock

Imagine my surprise when ESPN analyst, Merril Hoge, was signing off from the fantasy football show on Sunday, and let this slip out. Call it Freudian? I don’t know. I’ll let you decide for yourself: I just can’t even imagine what it …

Michigan Football Players Have Zipper Issues

Giving Florida football a run for their money, a couple of Michigan football players had pretrial hearings this week. Sophomore LB Obi Ezeh plead not guilty to drunk driving charges. As for his teammate, junior WR LaTerryal Savoy, well he pleaded …

Pacman Jones Goes to Strip Clubs For the Food

Honestly, if that isn’t the lamest excuse in the books, then I don’t know what is. Just a few days ago, I told you that Pac was set to make his TNA debut tonight. Well, apparently he went on ESPN2’s First Take to promote the event. …

Dolphins Are Beating the Bengals!

Fuming over the obnoxious amount of arrests by my favorite team in the NFL, the Bengals, I was prompted to rank their crimes. Well, looks like I won’t have to worry for too long. Believe it or not, there is a new crime leader in the NFL. You …

When P-Funk, Q, T, and Ookie Meet

So yeah, Michael Vick was indicted by a federal grand jury on Tuesday afternoon. I guess that comes as a shock to some people. Sure, nobody would try this hard on a case if it weren’t Michael Vick, but funny thing is, it is Michael Vick. And no …

Fans Are Hazards to Other Fans

How hammered do you have to be to go tumbling down the bleachers at a stadium? Or is the question, why doesn’t it happen more often? Tough call, especially if you’re living in New York. Earlier in the season a 300lb man tumbled onto a …

Bill Maas and Michael Irvin Should Broadcast NFL Games Together

Don’t you think they would make a great team? If nothing else, they would sure be able to relate to the current players. Irvin was caught for a traffic violation in ’05 and a crack pipe (which belonged to his friend of course) was found …

Penalty, 10 Yards for Biting!

When it comes to football player arrests, this one might actually take the cake. Not that I even know what taking the cake means, but I guess people like that expression. Anywhoo, 23-year-old hardly used Dolphins defensive lineman Frederick Evans …

Tank Johnson’s Man of the Year Campaign Going Strong

Remember when Tank met with Commissioner Goodell to be punished for all his misbehavior during the NFL season? Johnson ended up being suspended for eight games, with the possibility of the sentence being cut to six games for good behavior. Prior to …

Down Goes OJ, Down Goes OJ!

It didn’t take me writing this for you to know that the Juice was a disgusting crook, but I’m still going to mention it because it’s an extra detail. This guy is sick. Very sick. Remember a while back when he was about to release a …

Ranking the Cincinnati Bengals Arrests

They’ve had so many of them I just figured it was about time to have a little fun with their arrests. Without further ado, here’s a list of the Bengals’ finest, from best to worst. Chris Henry (June 14th, ’06) – …

That Must Have Been a Fun Wedding

It kind of slipped under the radar that the Bengals had another player arrested over the weekend, probably for a few reasons. For one, he’s hardly known. On a similar note, he’s only a practice squad guy. But perhaps most importantly, …

Byron Houston Really Likes Jacking it

This has to be one of the best stories I’ve come across in quite some time. Inspired by Eddie Griffin, former Oklahoma State basketball star and four-year NBA veteran, Byron Houston, decided the middle of the intersection would be the perfect …

Scottie Pippen, Ruining Farmers Lives

This guy must be really hard-up for some cash. Remember all the talk this year about him making a comeback to the NBA? It was because the guy’s bankrupt. Upon announcing his plans to return to the league, creditors were lining up to collect …

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