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Mark May uses Kate Upton line to put Arizona State in place

April 12, 2013 by Larry Brown • Comments
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Mark May was feeling pretty saucy on Thursday and decided to throw some criticism at a few teams over Twitter.

May, a college football analyst for ESPN, first took aim at Ohio State for giving out rings to its players in celebration of their 12-0 season:

Just a checking my integrity meter didn’t know you could give out 12-0 rings when your on probation or banned from bowls..just a thought

— Mark May (@mark_may) April 11, 2013

Fair point, but it’s understandable why the Buckeyes wanted to reward their players for winning all the games they could play.

Next, May went after Arizona State and used a Kate Upton comparison in the process:

So Notre Dame dumped you ASU face the facts there Kate Upton and your not

— Mark May (@mark_may) April 11, 2013

Mark MayMay’s comments (written with some crappy grammar) were in reference to Notre Dame wanting to drop a scheduled 2014 game against Arizona State. ASU was upset that Notre Dame sent the message that they wanted to cancel the game via a PR person rather than having athletic director Jack Swarbrick make the phone call. May doesn’t care about manners, courtesy, or decency. In his mind, if you’re a hot girl, you can blow off anyone you want.

He may think that’s OK, but that’s not how I roll. ASU and ND had this game planned since 2008. It would be pretty crappy to cancel it now, so at least have your AD make a call if you’re going to do that.

Photo: Twitter/Mark May

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