Get your customized DeMarco Murray ‘Spray Tan’ jersey

“Spray Tan” is the greatest football player alias this side of Ron Mexico. It’s easily one of my all-time favorites. It will never get old.

And if you don’t understand the reference, read this about DeMarco Murray.

So here’s how this is going to work: you can get customized Dallas Cowboys No. 29 gear with “Spray Tan” on it instead of Murray. If you see anyone wearing that, send us a photo and it will definitely be published. And if you want to really win points with the underground NFL crowd, you get one of those bad boys made for yourself.

Just in time for Christmas! #SprayTan pic.twitter.com/WKcT34G4X0

— ©O®V3π3 €H®Î$ (@corvettechrs) December 5, 2014

Real question, @BrennanClay24: If we bought you one of these, would you wear it? http://t.co/JRZRpXDrMW pic.twitter.com/jK859qhEWo

— Central Track (@Central_Track) December 5, 2014

Photo: Twitter/CowboyChuck_DAL