Kyle Long offers fan free tickets in exchange for a lipper

Chicago Bears offensive lineman Kyle Long was stuck in an airport with a serious craving on Monday. Long, son of Howie and brother of Chris, was waiting for his flight at O’Hare International Airport when he summoned his Twitter followers to help fuel his tobacco addiction.

Does anyone at O'Hare have a dip for your boy! In the C concourse haha

— Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) March 10, 2014

I will give someone a ticket to a game next year if they can get me a lipper

— Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) March 10, 2014

While a couple of followers offered to help out, it appeared that no one got to Long in time. He later tweeted the photo you see above and wrote that he was on the plane and “having withdrawals.”

Don’t listen to him, kids. Smokeless tobacco is very bad for you and can cost you your jaw. If you want free tickets to a sporting event, try putting a jersey in a toilet or something. That seems to have worked before.

H/T Barstool Sports via LBS reader Rory