According to an article passed along to me by the legendary John Ramey that appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle,
“In North Carolina, four men are collecting signatures for a petition that would seek national-holiday status for the Super Bowl.”
 This is bleepin’ brilliant! Â
Seriously, it’s news items like this that make you wonder what we’ve been thinking the past 40 years.Â
“That official day off would be observed on a Monday, in the grand American tradition of the three-day weekend — and in recognition of the debilitating Sunday excess of unhealthy food, strong beverage, televised sporting violence, relentless commercialism and not a small amount of gambling. No need to call in sick if the office is closed.”
If you are a man, and you are not in favor of this, you need to relocate your nut sack. If you are a woman, and you are not in favor of this, you need a man in your life. Â
To join the cause, visit SuperBowlMonday.com and sign the petition.Â
