Afternoon Linkage: Bashing Theismann

Jimmy Kimmel piles it on Theismann during MNF [Awful Announcing]

Roy Williams might deliver your pizza today [100% Injury Rate]

What if the Super Bowl went to London? [Signal to Noise]

Derek Jeter knows how to treat his hoes [Deadspin]

Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson together [Hollywood Tuna]

Is Joe Buck ruining the playoffs for baseball fans? [LAist]

Your Big East porn name All-Stars [The Extrapolater]

Pope Osborne has returned to Nebraska [EDSBS]

Does it get any better than Megan Fox? [Popoholic]