Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki Are Now No. 1 and No. 2 in the World

Caption: Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki tell fans their preferred bathroom activity

Rory McIlroy moved up to second in the world rankings after finishing tied for fourth in Shanghai this weekend. The young golfer took a picture with girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki, who’s ranked No. 1 in the WTA rankings, to celebrate the occasion.

I know they’re proud of their accomplishments, but between this lameness, and the whole “Wozzilroy” business, Rory is losing some serious bro points. I really don’t know how much more of this I can handle before I jump off the band wagon for good.

Hey Rory, remember Holly Sweeney? You know, the girl who helped keep you grounded? Yeah, we’d like to see you grovel to get her back again. We can’t take any more of this cheesiness.

Pic via Graeme McDowell

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  • Gene

    It all seems like a big publicity stunt which has kind of backfired.  Both of their on field performances have not been up to par lately.  McIlroy’s second half of the season was disappointing to say the least, and Wozniacki lost early in the WTA tour finals and still hasn’t won a major.  Her number one ranking is a joke among tennis fans.

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    I t was most certainly a publicity stunt and dont they look silly

  • Anonymous

     They are celebrate the Happiness for  become successful in the ranking Picture.

  • Anonymous

    Both of them are Playing for become a successful and achieve a rank .