To say that it kills me to have to do this would be an epic understatement. We all know how much I love Rory McIlroy. I was arguably his ex-girlfriend Holly Sweeney’s biggest fan, so when it came out that Rory had to beg to get her back I was okay with it for the most part. When he dumped Holly (which is obviously what happened because Rory is a boss), I thought he just wanted to enjoy being the young guy at the top of the golf world. Now I’m not so sure.
In lieu of everything that has happened since McIlroy began dating tennis player Carolina Wozniacki, I have no choice but to deduct a bro point. Don’t get me wrong — I have nothing against Woz. But the 22-year-old who feeds off of arrogance and confidence shouldn’t be making out in front of the Yale football team and showcasing his soft side. And he certainly shouldn’t be giving Woz cheesy presents that fuse his and her name together. Check out this picture that Devil Ball Golf shared with us:
Poor form. First of all the name looks like it was punched in using the same tool I use to mark my keys with words such as “HOME” and “OFFICE.” More importantly, the whole combining of the last names thing is extremely lame. Rory owes me a tournament victory.
