You really just can’t make this stuff up when it comes to Lenny Dykstra anymore. The idiot formerly known as “Nails” has seen his life go up in flames over the past several years. Back in ’07, we were led to believe (by reputable sources) that Dykstra was some sort of stock picking genius. Then we found out he was a fraud, and then he went broke. He had to sell his house and he had to sell his car washes, and now he’s getting gross with women.
TMZ reports that Dykstra is being investigated by LAPD for allegedly stripping down to the nude and exposing himself to a woman he was interviewing for a housekeeping job. According to TMZ, a woman who responded to an ad Dykstra posted on Craigslist seeking a housekeeper went over for an interview. Dykstra supposedly told the woman she would have to give him massages as part of the job, so he allegedly stripped off his clothes to ask for a sample. You just can’t make this stuff up.
Don’t forget, this is the same dude who supposedly bounced a $1,000 check to a stripper, lost all his money, and ripped out the sink in his previous home. At this point, there’s nothing I would put past Lenny. My only question is how this dude is still living freely and within a five-mile radius of me.
