Several Houston Rockets representatives are in Los Angeles making their free agent pitch to Dwight Howard, and luckily they are receiving an assist from their fans. In fact, rapper Slim Thug, a Houston native, may have made the most convincing sales pitch of all.
Slim Thug spent an hour on Twitter Monday sending hilarious tweets about the advantages Houston has over Los Angeles. He talked about the decreased pressure to win, the state’s improved laws, and the city’s women. The tweets were pretty darn funny. Let’s take a look at his sales pitch.
The laws in Houston are more favorable:
We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA
— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
And u can talk on the phone and text while u drive down here @DwightHoward
— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
Houston has better women:
Have u ever been to @dreamshouston or V-Live @DwightHoward ??? LA ain't got strippers like we do
— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
There is less pressure to win:
Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season
— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho
— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
Cheaper cost of living:
A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward
— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king
— slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
That’s it. I’m sold. Where do I sign? I mean how could Dwight pass up the opportunity with such a convincing case made by Slim Thug?
