Jose Canseco and Danny Bonaduce Fight Ruled a Draw

I know there were probably two fights higher on your agenda Saturday night — Fedor Emelianenko vs. Andrei Arlovski, and Shane Mosley vs. Antonio Margarito. Yes, those were pretty significant battles in the sports world. But I’d like to concentrate on the idiot matchup from Saturday. Two has-beens in Jose Canseco and Danny Bonaduce battled it out in what was no doubt a money grab. The last time Jose tried to take his skills to the ring he got pounded by Vai Sikahema. This time it appears as if Canseco had more success. I haven’t locked down any video of the fight (actually, here’s some video), but this site is saying the fight was a draw and they even provided pictures too! My favorite is probably Bonaduce skipping rope with a cigarette in his mouth. Classy huh?

I think it was Vince Papale about whom the movie Invincible was based that held up Canseco’s arms in one of those shots. And what’s up with Canseco wearing the tat suit? That guy is such a clown. I’m guessing there was no video of the fight because nobody was dumb enough to order it. I hope that was the case.