If you’re like me, you probably looked at the above photo and thought it was a pile of football junk on the floor of a Cam Newton fan’s bedroom. I wish it were, but unfortunately what you’re looking at is a picture of Cam Newton’s birthday cake. Much like the other athletes of the Inflated Ego Brigade, this cake is a little too much. I’ll give Cam the benefit of the doubt here, however. His is nowhere near as ridiculous as Floyd Mayweather money stack birthday cake, and it certainly is a little more modest than LeBron James’ “king” cake. Still, I think I speak for everyone when I say these “masterpieces” are annoying. H/T to Deadspin for the picture.
