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Brian Urlacher Doesn’t Like Having Pussies for Sons

July 8, 2007 by Larry Brown • Comments
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As Michael David Smith points out at FanHouse, Brian Urlacher has been sending some gruesome text messages to his baby’s mama. I guess some would construe those messages as abusive. I’ll let you be the judge.

From the Chicago Sun-Times

Feb. 2, 12:28 p.m.: “You’re a f – – – – – – fruit cake why the hell would you come down here you know im busy you always gotta be in the middle of s – – -”

March 11, 9:12 p.m.: “Your raising a little p – – – y let him live with me it would be much better for him then you could do whatever the f – – – you want”

March 13, 5:59 p.m.: “F – – – off hooker I don’t have time for you”

The article says that this chick he’s dealing with has a history of making outrageous accusations. She’s apparently a former stripper who has a court case going with “Lord of the Dance” star Michael Flatley. The money-hungry chick accused Flatley of raping her in Vegas and sued him for $35 million. Flatley has since counter-sued for $100 million citing defamation and civil extortion. This chick sounds pretty nuts to me, and her history certainly doesn’t help her case.

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