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Houston, Dallas police have been going at it on Twitter and it’s hilarious

October 3, 2014 by Steve DelVecchio • Comments
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The Houston and Dallas Police Departments are more ready for Sunday’s game between the Cowboys and Texans than anyone else — maybe even the teams themselves. You know how we know this? Because the two departments have been engaging in a hilarious war of words and memes on Twitter since Tuesday.

The battle started when the Houston Police sent out a fairly innocent tweet asking the Dallas PD which quarterback Texans defensive end JJ Watt would be after this weekend.

Great win this past weekend by @HoustonTexans So which QB will @JJWatt be after this week? Do you know @DallasPD #GoTexans

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) September 29, 2014

In the words of Ron Burgundy, things really escalated quickly from there. Rather than explain everything that has happened over the past few days, we’ll just show you:

It's incredible what you find on the interwebs…@houstonpolice #CowboysNation #cowboys #texans pic.twitter.com/xeRA6YiGFk

— Dallas Police Depart (@DallasPD) September 30, 2014

@DallasPD You're right! @HoustonTexans #GoTexans #Texans #HoustonTexans pic.twitter.com/pRk9LOJuV0

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) September 30, 2014

@DallasPD @HoustonTexans @dallascowboys well we all know which subject is y'all's favorite #GoTexans pic.twitter.com/8vOX1afmew

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) October 2, 2014

@Jamaicanhitman @houstonpolice @HoustonTexans At least we have history. My last thought of Houston football is..LOL pic.twitter.com/m0dMURBWKN

— Dallas Police Depart (@DallasPD) October 1, 2014

Dwight, @houstonpolice say @HoustonTexans to beat the @dallascowboys. What say you? #CowboysNation #DallasCowboys pic.twitter.com/Z9SurZWoUN

— Dallas Police Depart (@DallasPD) October 1, 2014

AWWWW @JJWatt thinks that's cute @DallasPD @HoustonTexans @dallascowboys @HoustonTexans #GoTexans pic.twitter.com/lAhPdhDrzc

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) October 1, 2014

Trick or Treaters be like…. @houstonpolice @dallascowboys @HoustonTexans #GoCowboys #AmericasTeam pic.twitter.com/WQELZR6lt1

— Dallas Police Depart (@DallasPD) October 2, 2014

The two departments ended their feud with a friendly wager.

@DallasPD loser changes Twitter profile pic to other team's logo for 24 hours #GoTexans #beatthecowboys @HoustonTexans

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) October 2, 2014

@DallasPD here ya go! Just wanna make sure y'all are ready #GoTexans @HoustonTexans #beatthecowboys pic.twitter.com/J3136AS0uB

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) October 2, 2014

.@houstonpolice think your account must be hacked. No one wants to see that logo ;-) #CowboysNation #beatthetexans pic.twitter.com/4BJhBw2RQr

— Dallas Police Depart (@DallasPD) October 2, 2014

We have seen teams go at it on Twitter in the past (like this mini-feud between the Jaguars and Broncos), but most of the time the jokes aren’t that funny. Some of the memes the Dallas PD and Houston PD exchanged were hilarious and took creative thought. For that — and for their service, of course — we applaud both departments.

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