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#pounditThursday, July 29, 2021

Rate Alex Ovechkin’s New Girlfriend

Alex Ovechkin

Alexander Ovechkin has a new girlfriend, and in my opinion she’s not very hot.  I obviously wouldn’t tell him that because he’d probably shove me or something.  Maybe the reason I feel that way is that I’m not into girls who look like they’re going to fall over if a strong breeze comes along but hey, I’m sure Valeria Sokolova — a Russian model — is a lovely girl and the two of them are very happy.  I just feel like a guy who is worth millions and is capable of this can do a tiny bit better, but who am I to try to play Cupid?

Anyway, the point is it probably wouldn’t hurt her to eat something.  Actually it might hurt her career, but I have a feeling it would benefit her health.  I’m going to give Sokolova a “6” right now.  I’ve filed her under my smokin’ hot sports girlfriends for now, but she’s on probation until further notice. 

UPDATE: Alex Ovechkin has a new girlfriend, and it’s a Russian tennis player.

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