Rate Alex Ovechkin’s New Girlfriend
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Alexander Ovechkin has a new girlfriend, and in my opinion she’s not very hot. I obviously wouldn’t tell him that because he’d probably shove me or something. Maybe the reason I feel that way is that I’m not into girls who look like they’re going to fall over if a strong breeze comes along but hey, I’m sure Valeria Sokolova — a Russian model — is a lovely girl and the two of them are very happy. I just feel like a guy who is worth millions and is capable of this can do a tiny bit better, but who am I to try to play Cupid?
Anyway, the point is it probably wouldn’t hurt her to eat something. Actually it might hurt her career, but I have a feeling it would benefit her health. I’m going to give Sokolova a “6” right now. I’ve filed her under my smokin’ hot sports girlfriends for now, but she’s on probation until further notice.
UPDATE: Alex Ovechkin has a new girlfriend, and it’s a Russian tennis player.