Every once in a while we come across lawsuits so outrageous we have to post them for the pure entertainment value. It’s not that we think that this is legitimate, or that we really care if it is. If Kobe is guilty of not giving a prostitute a ring as promised it matters little to us. But if she’s going to sue him over it, then we’re going to have a laugh.
Prostitute Selina Miller filed a lawsuit against Kobe Bryant last week saying he breached a marriage proposal to her, according to OC Weekly via Deadspin. From her suit:
“He likes playing games with women more than people know,” said Miller. “I’m upset because he promised me a ring [during one visit], and then some other people influenced him, and I didn’t get it. He thinks he can stop by my house any time he wants to. There are other women, too. One of them got a ring.”
If Kobe has visited her it hardly matters to me. That’s none of my business and I really don’t care. But how funny is it that someone is suing him for allegedly backing out on a promise to get her a ring? Who knows if that’s true, but who sues over something like that? You figure someone would have something better to do, but I guess business must be so bad for Miller that this is her way of trying to get money. We’ve come across many frivolous lawsuits, but this may top them all. Pathetic.
