It’s a shame the first time I’m hearing about Montana Tech football coach Bob Green is the day he’s retiring. Barstool Sports drew our attention to Green, who could be the most entertaining head coach in all of college football. Green has coached the Montana Tech Orediggers for 24 years and throughout that time has been a little-known quote master. The man is a Grade A professional when it comes to similes and metaphors. Have a look at the Montana Tech coach Bob Green quote video, courtesy of YouTube user jefe15F. Ignore the length of the video, as it’s really only about three minutes long and loops through twice.
Does it get any more classic than “a pogo stick on Viagra?” It looks like he’d be a fun coach to play for. You’ve gotta respect the enthusiasm.
