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Friday, October 24, 2014

2009 Detroit Lions Schedule Already Released

Sorry, I got this in an email and couldn’t resist. I wonder which of these games will be nationally televised.

September
13………………… Taft Junior High School
20………………… Cub Scout Troop #101
27………………… Detroit Blind Academy

October
04………………… Spanish American War Vets
11………………… Crippled Children’s Home
18………………… Eloise Mental Hospital
25………………… Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01………………… Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08………………… Fraser Boys Choir
15………………… Korean Vets
22………………… National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26………………… Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08……………….. Grand Rapids Boys Club

The Lions will also have new rules that apply solely to them to balance out the playing field:

    When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

    A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

    The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

At least they’d have a shot at Thanksgiving with this scenario. I’m setting the over/under at 5 wins. Any takers?



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