Chad Ochocinco Says Evelyn Lozada Told Him No Touchdowns, No Sex

To Chad Ochocinco’s credit, he has had an awful season but managed to not turn it into a sob story about how he doesn’t get the ball enough. Granted, Ocho understands that Bill Belichick and Tom Brady would have his you-know-what out the door the second he raised a single complaint, but he has been on his best behavior. Not only that, but he seems to be having fun with his new team as evidenced by this hilarious Photoshopped picture he shared with the world a couple weeks ago.

However, we could see some serious frustration coming from Ochocinco if he doesn’t find the end zone soon.  As our friends over at The Nosebleeds pointed out, Chad says his fiancee Evelyn Lozada has refused to have sex with him until he can score a touchdown for the Patriots.  Check it out:

It’s nice to see Chad isn’t afraid to have a little fun at his own expense.  As a Patriots fan, I hope it’s true.  Lozada is doing everything she can to help us, as any man would become frustrated in a situation like that and realize something needs to be done about it on the field.  Hopefully she ups the ante come playoff time and Ocho grows tired of staring at his insane aquariums.  Let’s also hope he doesn’t decide to go back to riding bulls if she shuts him off for too long.

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  • stu taylor

    and she’s ugly to boot.

  • Anonymous

    Drop kick her as s……

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Howard-Lee/100002081390871 Howard Lee

    Does anyone, outside of the brain dead, really care what these two say or do?

  • http://twitter.com/smackydoodle Smacky Doodle

    Yeah… k… if it were true, could someone ask to get cheated on more than this? Oooooh wait.. maybe this is true… there’s a lot of money to be made from a divorce… gotcha.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DWPF4UAPKZELM5VQQJVVZQSLCA warcat59

    The way he has been playing, I see a monastery in his future…

  • Anonymous

    shes a whore, if shes not putting out for him, shes putting out for somebody

  • John Naylor

    Maybe with this kind of motivation hanging over him I should pick him up on my Fantasy team this week….

  • Anonymous

    Pre-marital sex!?  Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Sex can wait…masterbate

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LRUBPBLWJCDJJDX6TT6WUMWO6Y SteelersWin

    He should pass on this “fiancee”.  He can do better…. She looks plastic, and who is she to say private remarks like that to the press?  I hope he gets tired of her before a wedding.  Will save himself a lot of trouble down the linne

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002300255353 Pleasantguy Whopacks

    We are so glad you have this idiot to deal with now.. Chad you’re a showboating waste of a contract.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IJXJJ7QWMOVSP7RVHFRF4O5PY4 Albert Tumanday

    O WOW

  • Anonymous

    First of all….I think this is very wrong to put this on the internet. Second of all, if she’s not going to give in to have a relationship and support him on what the problem is out in the field, then I would definately call this relationship off. It’s not going to work out cuz I can see that she would have control over him about anything and everything.

  • http://twitter.com/tkitout Carleton Sr.

    Why go public…keep private matters private…I know you meant it all in fun,this society is so very vile and vicious…don’t expose your mate to them!

  • Michael _

    Paaleeeeze.  Talk about crass.  Pathetic how empty caricatures of womanhood often use sex as currency.  We [guys] like it but, if one’s head is on right we also view it in the correct perspective.  Is that all she brings to the relationship?  Ocho reassess!

  • Anonymous

    Well, while he can only score with you for touchdowns, trust and believe he can score with another chick for yards.